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I'm pretty much flippin' awesome, there's no other way to explain my awesomeness. I have a wonderful son who was born on 10/10/10.
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
- Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
I hate all these damn crop t’s! I may finally have my figure somewhat back since I had my son, but it doesn’t mean I want to show off my stretch marks and wrinkly stomach! (gross I know) Every time I see a cute shirt, the rest of it is gone. So instead I went to wal-mart and bought a pack of 5 plain white t-shirts. When I’m not wearing a blue work shirt polo, best believe I’ll be in a white t-shirt…
Now that I know your reason of not believing me it just makes me more angry. Angry at everyone who knows. I know it’s not their fault but I can’t help but to be so angry at everyone. I’m sorry. After everything I’ve told you and done. I hope everything works out because my life has been so miserable and filled with so much anxiety.
